Life is short, and so am I.

lolzpicx:

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:45:18 -0400

lolzpicx:

winsexter: do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just...

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:43:48 -0400

winsexter:

do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends

australiansanta: science more like sighence

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:42:38 -0400

australiansanta:

science more like sighence

creeeee: imawanchor: remember when the first time the audience saw bella swan she was just...

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:42:27 -0400

creeeee:

imawanchor:

remember when the first time the audience saw bella swan she was just randomly clutching a cactus

remember vampires suck?

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Sat, 18 May 2013 19:41:35 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 19:02:06 -0400

aboutagrohl: moist-grunge: TEAR AND TIER ARE PRONOUNCED THE SAME BUT TEAR AND TEAR ARE PRONOUNCED...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:49:11 -0400

aboutagrohl:

moist-grunge:

TEAR AND TIER ARE PRONOUNCED THE SAME BUT TEAR AND TEAR ARE PRONOUNCED DIFFERENTLY

im glad english is my first language because if i had to learn it as a second language id jump off a bridge

ebbene: fucking john green

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:48:40 -0400

ebbene:

fucking john green

mis3rybiscuits: p1nky-swear: latinabitchbarbie: misssheeva: ...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:46:30 -0400

mis3rybiscuits:

p1nky-swear:

latinabitchbarbie:

misssheeva:

snake-lovers:

Oun Sambath and his pet python.

A few months after Oun Sambath was born, his family found a baby python under his mattress. They carefully took it outside, but during the night it returned to be with the baby boy. The boy’s father prayed, and decided that the snake belonged to the boy and would bring them happiness.

The boy and the snake have been together ever since. They have played together, have slept together, and even have talked together.

“What do you say to the snake?” People have asked the boy.

“That is a secret,” the boy has replied.

So here’s the new Voldemort

I’m screaming

WHAT IF THE SNAKE EATS HIM

if the snake grew up with him i hardly doubt the snake would eat him

dollychops: The Beatles

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:44:58 -0400

dollychops:

The Beatles

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Sat, 18 May 2013 02:48:00 -0400

deadgilberts: the best thing that ever happened to me in high school was about 6 years ago our...

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:45:07 -0400

deadgilberts:

the best thing that ever happened to me in high school was about 6 years ago our teacher never showed up for class and neither did the sub so one of the guys in the class just got up and started discussing his various theories about the island in lost and started drawing different diagrams on the board and ranting about his fan theories and everybody just went with it and raised their hands for him like he was the teacher and that was the class.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 02:43:35 -0400

hellolxsa: i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m outside. let’s...

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:41:57 -0400

hellolxsa:

i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m outside. let’s go do something!” i want to go out late at night in my pj’s and my hair all tied up. maybe drive around. go to a park and just swing on the swings. maybe sit in the grass and watch the stars or maybe go to a 24 hour food place and pig out. i just want a late night adventure with people i like to be around. no drama. nothing but good vibes and good company.

me everyday: i need new clothes.

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:40:50 -0400

me everyday: i need new clothes.

famewreck: Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez are Stalking Me

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:39:06 -0400

famewreck:

Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez are Stalking Me

-ponyboy-: itsonlyyforever: honk-kong: jillbiden: the queen...

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:38:38 -0400

-ponyboy-:

itsonlyyforever:

honk-kong:

jillbiden:

the queen wearing a hoodie whilst driving a range rover

[x]

“the thug life chose me”

this is the greatest thing ever

live fast die young bad girls do it well

bandsndvans: the-intelligent-elephant: panier: misschloejane: ...

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:37:09 -0400

bandsndvans:

the-intelligent-elephant:

panier:

misschloejane:

attackoftheswag:

Marine pretending to cheat off a 4th graders math exam. - Phillippines

This is ~~kind of~~ adorable.

this deserves every single note and then more.

awwww

AWH I JUST AWHHH HES CUTE AND THE LITTLE GIRLS CUTE AND HE NEEDS TO BECOME A FATHER RIGHT NOW

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Sat, 18 May 2013 02:36:36 -0400

chauvinistsushi: bedhead-and-cigarettes: finalblessing: will...

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:34:41 -0400

chauvinistsushi:

bedhead-and-cigarettes:

finalblessing:

will smith everybody

he’s so aggressively proud and determined to direct attention to his wife and son. first he’s like, LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY AND STRENGTH AND POWER AND SHE AGREED TO MARRY ME, and then with his son, he’s like LOOK, I MADE A THING, AND I AM PROUD OF THIS THING THAT I MADE.

I MADE A THING