Life is short, and so am I.

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

lms if u dont know what hola means

so apparently lms means “like my status” not “learn more spanish”????

(via laughcentre)

bepeu:

what i learned in high school

  • you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher 
  • there is more than one kind of cool
  • if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you
  • not all food is edible
  • who cares

(via laughcentre)

hownowbrownseacow:

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

Fantastic.

(via laughcentre)